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Posted By : SGW - 5/9/2008 10:58 AM
Hello all,
 
I love all the different "zingers" that appear from time to time in SCI/FI. These are one or two lines that stay with us forever. Lets all join in a list of our favs.
 
Here are some of mine to get things rolling:
 
"Soon I'll be dead. And you with me." Luke Skywalker (I like saying this to people when they tell me I MUST do something.)
 
"I can kill you with a word!" Muad Dib
 
"Destroyed! By the Empire!" This works in so many situations.
 
"Scotty!" You know who. Try yelling that out in a restaurant and see what happens.
 
"Drop all weapons!" Lord Kruge (we still call that out when entering people's houses. Especially here in LA.)
 
Lets hear from all you.
 
SGW
 
 

Posted By : Lyn - 5/9/2008 11:21 AM
The stock phrases that have made it into my conversation include...
"Warning, Warning" or "Danger, Danger"
"Don't get cocky, kid." (I know, it's supposed to be, "Great kid. Don't get cocky." But it's what gets said that matters, lol)
"He's dead, Jim."
...and of course, "42"


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Posted By : Ramon Rozas - 5/9/2008 1:59 PM
"Oh my stars, its full of gods!" Ken MacLeod, "The Cassini Division"

"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
and "fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." Yoda, Star Wars

Posted By : crystalwizard - 5/11/2008 11:36 AM
like Lyn, I use "42" for almost everything. Even on the phone with a customer says 'can I ask you a question."


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Posted By : H.P. Lovesauce - 5/15/2008 8:23 AM
I think it was a Poul Anderson galactic-merchant novel, in which the protagonist is trying to set up a lucrative trade deal with the central government. He encounters the beautiful and mysterious leader of the rebel forces who want to knock down the oppressive regime. He rejects her request for help by saying, "I come to curry Caesarism, not to raze it."

Posted By : che2000 - 5/23/2008 4:28 PM
"Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out." Arthur C. Clarke, The Nine Billion Names of God. Just wonderful.


  
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Posted By : UnclePete - 5/27/2008 1:59 PM
I can't believe no one said, "I've got a bad feeling about this..." yet. That's a standard.
Also, (paraphrasing a bit), "You're so unhip, I'm surprised your bum doesn't fall off." (Good ol' Zaphod)


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Posted By : Jason T - 5/29/2008 4:20 PM

"Look into my eye," Aliens.

"Soylent Green is people!" Soylent Green


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Posted By : Jaqhama - 8/3/2008 4:59 AM
Aliens had so many good lines, although some were stolen from Heinlein's Starship Troopers.

Like: "On the bounce!" originally in ST.

Drake: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez. "No. Have you?"

Hudson: "Yeah, man. But it's a dry heat."

The Sarge: "Somebody wake up Hicks."

Starship Troopers the novel and the movie: "C'mon you apes. You wanna live forever?"
Although originally attributed to an unknown Sergeant in world war two.

"Mi does the dying. Fleet just does the flying." ST the movie.

"There's nothing in the universe cold steel won't cut." REH's Conan. (The novels.)

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Posted By : edward-mckeown - 8/14/2008 2:33 PM
Nuke them from orbit-it's the only way to be sure.


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Posted By : Nathan Jerpe - 8/27/2008 10:07 AM
"Twoooo weeeeks!" - from the film Total Recall

Posted By : edward-mckeown - 8/28/2008 12:49 PM
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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/17/2008 1:22 AM
"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is."
--John Carpenter's THE THING (1982)


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/17/2008 1:24 AM
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
--John Carpenter's BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/17/2008 1:25 AM
Feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... feel kind of invincible.
--BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/17/2008 1:27 AM
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
 
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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/17/2008 1:28 AM
Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
--Jack Burton, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/17/2008 1:33 AM
And this is my post 1,000 on SFReader...
 
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Posted By : Gustavo - 9/18/2008 9:05 PM
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Posted By : T A Markitan - 9/18/2008 9:28 PM
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Posted By : Jaqhama - 9/20/2008 9:57 AM
I had to post this classic...

"We only deal in lead friend." Vin the gunfighter. Played by Steve McQueen in the Magnificent Seven.


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/20/2008 11:16 PM

Great film, The Magnificent Seven.

Tell me, Kevin, are American westerns popular down under?

I've heard that in Europe and other parts of the world, westerns are viewed in much the way that we view the knights of England or the Vikings of Norway or the samurai of Japan. America's historical legend is the gunfighter.

John Wayne is our Sir Gawain. The Magnificent Seven are our Seven Samurai. The Wild Bunch are our Knights of the Round Table.

I can live with that. 



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Posted By : Jaqhama - 9/22/2008 8:46 AM
Nicholas said...

Great film, The Magnificent Seven.

Tell me, Kevin, are American westerns popular down under?

I've heard that in Europe and other parts of the world, westerns are viewed in much the way that we view the knights of England or the Vikings of Norway or the samurai of Japan. America's historical legend is the gunfighter.

John Wayne is our Sir Gawain. The Magnificent Seven are our Seven Samurai. The Wild Bunch are our Knights of the Round Table.

I can live with that. 


Ah, I've never heard westerns mentioned that way Nicholas.
Probably because the Old West isn't really that long ago.
As opposed to Knights and Samurai.
I do agree that the historical American legend is either the cowboy or the mountain man. I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to the Duke as Sir Gawain or similar.
The Wild Bunch. I wouldn't consider them Knights myself, as they were, obviously outlaws and killers. Perhaps more tough/rougish Robin Hood's?
Growing up in the UK I read just about every book written by the Piccadilly Cowboys.
Certainly no knights or heroes in those stories.: http://gggandpcs.proboards33.com/index.cgi
Westerns are mainly only popular with older men (and few women) in Oz. They were much more popular when I was in the UK. I cannot remember the last time I saw a western novel in a bookshop here. But then, our bookshops do leave something to be desired compared to USA and UK bookshops.
I normally shop online or at genre specific bookshops.
 
Cheers: Jaq. 


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/22/2008 1:19 PM

Excellent point about The Wild Bunch--they would be the equivalent of roguish Robin Hood types, though only at the end (before that, they're just coldblooded killers). Not a good comparison to the knights.

My "John Wayne as Sir Gawain" was just carrying forward the conceit of comparing legends associated with their particular cultures. But yes, as you point out, the Old West is just a century ago (in some parts of the South, pockets of it still exist--when I was a younger man living in Arizona I'd carry a holstered pistol on my nightly strolls. It was perfectly legal and, in that part of town, advisable).

England has its knight, Japan its Samurai, and those figures of legend go back centuries. America's equivalent--the cowboy--only goes back decades, but we are a much younger country.

The interesting question--which, of course, we can only speculate about: Five hundred years from now, will mythologized stories of cowboys and indians be told as we now tell stories of King Arthur and his knights?

 
 


Posted By : Jaqhama - 9/25/2008 9:59 AM
Nicholas said...

The interesting question--which, of course, we can only speculate about: Five hundred years from now, will mythologized stories of cowboys and indians be told as we now tell stories of King Arthur and his knights?

 

 

I'll let you know.yeah


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Posted By : Nicholas - 9/27/2008 12:17 AM
LOL (which here stands for Lives Omnipotently Lengthened)