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Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/6/2008 10:42 PM
I wonder what it might be?

Posted By : darkbow - 1/6/2008 10:53 PM
You guys can't hint like this without giving a clue!


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"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : erazmus - 1/6/2008 11:10 PM
OOh OOh! Me, me, I know!
Mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Slushpiles" in Between the Kisses
www.samsdotpublishing.com/betweenkisses/TurnerSlushPileS.htm


Posted By : Bill Ward - 1/6/2008 11:11 PM
Now that is cruel.


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Posted By : erazmus - 1/6/2008 11:24 PM
Crude an the usual punishment.

Mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Slushpiles" in Between the Kisses
www.samsdotpublishing.com/betweenkisses/TurnerSlushPileS.htm


Posted By : Nik - 1/7/2008 12:49 AM
I always knew CW had a mean, twisted, torturous, masochistic side, but I never imagined it would be this cruel, this wicked. =)


Nicholas Ian Hawkins

Forthcoming
"Knowledge and Dust," in Magic & Mechanica, from Ricasso Press, Winter 2008

Published
"Relativity," in FLASHSHOT, September 28, 2007


Visit my website, Trampler of Beautiful Phrases, at nihawkins.wordpress.com


Posted By : Nicholas - 1/7/2008 4:52 AM
I know what you did last summer...
 
 


Posted By : darkbow - 1/7/2008 7:29 AM
Hmm ... now that I think about it, I might have had a clue recently.

Does it involve chocolate? Or beer?


www.tyjohnston.blogspot.com

"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : erazmus - 1/7/2008 11:02 AM
I guess it could.
mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Slushpiles" in Between the Kisses
www.samsdotpublishing.com/betweenkisses/TurnerSlushPileS.htm


Posted By : von Darkmoor - 1/7/2008 11:57 AM
yous guys and gals crack me up!  It's good to drop in here and start my day with a smile!
 
Of course, though whatever happens this summer will be extra-super-special, it will still pale in comparison to the release of The Return of the Sword this spring.
 
(Sorry, couldn't pass the chance to slam sword against shield once more  devil )


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~~~~~~~~~~
Ever waltz with the Devil? Visit von Darkmoor's thoughts to find out (and read a review or two).
~~~~~~~~~~
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Posted By : erazmus - 1/7/2008 12:16 PM
Swords Together!
Mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Slushpiles" in Between the Kisses
www.samsdotpublishing.com/betweenkisses/TurnerSlushPileS.htm


Posted By : Christopher_Heath - 1/7/2008 6:05 PM
"Rumor has it something special might happen... I wonder what it might be?"

Sounds you like you want to talk about it, CW. Go ahead, we'll listen...


Christopher M. Heath
 
"Azieran: Claimed by Birthright" in Return of the Sword
"Azieran: Oathbreaker's Promise" in Flashing Swords
"Azieran: The Hollow Kings" in Flashing Swords
"Azieran: Adairos" in Tower of Light Fantasy
"Azieran: Savior in a Flask" in Magic and Mechanica by Ricasso Press
"Azieran: The Travelers Four" in Black Dragon, White Dragon by Ricasso Press
"Azieran: The Breaking of Hell's Bones" in Black Sails by 1018 Press
"Azieran: Distilling the Essence" in Sails and Sorcery by Fantasist Enterprises
"Azieran: Crestfallen in Mal'kyrrik" serialized novella in Forgotten Worlds 
"Azieran: Creed of the Desert Kings" in Forgotten Worlds
 
+ others
 
 
 
 


Posted By : Bill Ward - 1/7/2008 7:20 PM
Yes, don't let us stop you. smilewinkgrin


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Posted By : HTKuehl - 1/10/2008 9:27 PM
Ah yes. Do tell...


 
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"The Final Goodbye." Ruins Metropolis. Hadley Rille Books, 2008.
"Pluto: a Ghostly Planet With a Million Possibilities." The Drabbler Issue 10: Haunted Spaceports, 2008
"Raising the Dead." Bewildering Stories: Issue 289, 2008
"The Date." FLASHSHOT, Feb 08, 2008


Posted By : darkbow - 1/10/2008 10:48 PM
I think it has something to do with fake pig on a stick ... but that's just me.


www.tyjohnston.blogspot.com

"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/10/2008 10:59 PM
*grin* No. And at this point it doesn't have anything to do with real pig on a stick either. But who knows...

I can promise this. You'll like it.


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Posted By : von Darkmoor - 1/10/2008 11:03 PM
though the sound of something squealing like a stuck pig wouldn't be too far off the mark . . .


~~~~~~~~~~
Jason M. Waltz
Assistant Managing & Anthology Editor Flashing Swords Press
~~~~~~~~~~
Ever waltz with the Devil? Visit von Darkmoor's thoughts to find out (and read a review or two).
~~~~~~~~~~
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Posted By : HTKuehl - 1/11/2008 3:08 PM
The curiousity is killing me


 
**~**~Heather~**~**
 
"Learn to paint pictures with words." ~ Brian Jacques
 
"I never considered that I wouldn't make it. Ignorance is bliss sometimes. If I had known how hard it would be, I might have given up." ~ Kim Harrison
 
------------------------
 
Forthcoming: 
"The Final Goodbye." Ruins Metropolis. Hadley Rille Books, 2008.
"Pluto: a Ghostly Planet With a Million Possibilities." The Drabbler Issue 10: Haunted Spaceports, 2008
"Raising the Dead." Bewildering Stories: Issue 289, 2008
"The Date." FLASHSHOT, Feb 08, 2008


Posted By : Hamstersbane - 1/11/2008 3:10 PM
von Darkmoor said...
though the sound of something squealing like a stuck pig wouldn't be too far off the mark . . .

So this has something to do with Deliverance?


Jeff Parish
Jennings Grove, an online horror serial novel

Posted By : T A Markitan - 1/11/2008 3:16 PM
Hamstersbane said...
von Darkmoor said...

though the sound of something squealing like a stuck pig wouldn't be too far off the mark . . .

So this has something to do with Deliverance?


Hark! Is that the sound of dueling banjos I hear?


I do horrible things to punctuation.


Posted By : Nik - 1/11/2008 4:05 PM
You got perty teeth.


Nicholas Ian Hawkins

Forthcoming
"Knowledge and Dust," in Magic & Mechanica, from Ricasso Press, Winter 2008

Published
"Relativity," in FLASHSHOT, September 28, 2007


Visit my website, Trampler of Beautiful Phrases, at nihawkins.wordpress.com


Posted By : darkbow - 1/11/2008 8:45 PM
Hey, Deliverance was a darn fine book. Yeah, the movie had its ... scenes ... but the book was excellent.

And I have to wonder why people think of Deliverance when they think of vonDarkmoor. Must be coincidence.


www.tyjohnston.blogspot.com

"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : von Darkmoor - 1/11/2008 11:24 PM
HEY!

But on the other hand, I do bear an uncanny resemblance to that younger Burt.


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Assistant Managing & Anthology Editor Flashing Swords Press
~~~~~~~~~~
Ever waltz with the Devil? Visit von Darkmoor's thoughts to find out (and read a review or two).
~~~~~~~~~~
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Posted By : darkbow - 1/11/2008 11:30 PM
Lancaster?


www.tyjohnston.blogspot.com

"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : von Darkmoor - 1/11/2008 11:37 PM
well I sure ain't talkin' 'bout Rocky's brother - his hair is too curly

now give this thread back to CW and the Flashing Swords!


~~~~~~~~~~
Jason M. Waltz
Assistant Managing & Anthology Editor Flashing Swords Press
~~~~~~~~~~
Ever waltz with the Devil? Visit von Darkmoor's thoughts to find out (and read a review or two).
~~~~~~~~~~
Critical Eye of the Dragon Avatar courtesy of crystalwizard


Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/12/2008 12:01 AM
Can I please, first say 'deliverance is near' ;)

Okay, alright, all ready.

Back to the What is going to happen this summer.

First hint

what does the word 'double' make you think of?


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All my books in print


Posted By : von Darkmoor - 1/12/2008 12:11 AM
twins!


~~~~~~~~~~
Jason M. Waltz
Assistant Managing & Anthology Editor Flashing Swords Press
~~~~~~~~~~
Ever waltz with the Devil? Visit von Darkmoor's thoughts to find out (and read a review or two).
~~~~~~~~~~
Critical Eye of the Dragon Avatar courtesy of crystalwizard


Posted By : darkbow - 1/12/2008 1:16 AM
Mint gum.


www.tyjohnston.blogspot.com

"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : Nik - 1/12/2008 1:26 AM
Ace Double Novels.


Nicholas Ian Hawkins

Forthcoming
"Knowledge and Dust," in Magic & Mechanica, from Ricasso Press, Winter 2008

Published
"Relativity," in FLASHSHOT, September 28, 2007


Visit my website, Trampler of Beautiful Phrases, at nihawkins.wordpress.com


Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/12/2008 1:33 AM
Cold, ty. Very cold. Slightly warm, Nik. Jason, you don't count, you know what's happening ;)


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Posted By : darkbow - 1/12/2008 1:41 AM
Well, if I had to take a serious guess ... I'd guess two magazines?


www.tyjohnston.blogspot.com

"Hot Off the Press" Ray Gun Revival #25, 2007.

"Deep in the Land of the Ice and Snow" upcoming in the Flashing Swords anthology, "The Return of the Sword: A New Age of Heroic Adventure."


Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/12/2008 1:45 AM
ummmmmmmmm no


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Posted By : DraperJC - 1/12/2008 11:43 AM
Double Scotch on the rocks?


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Posted By : Jack Mackenzie - 1/12/2008 4:09 PM
DraperJC said...
Double Scotch on the rocks?

I had one of those last night!. (Or was it two?)
 
Uh...Seeing double? Ah, I'm no good at this guessing thing. I'll just sit in the corner and wait till somebody tells me!


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Posted By : ennubi - 1/12/2008 5:27 PM
double = trouble!

boil and bubble!

but then it all turns into MacBeth and gets weird....

the summer surprise is spearmint gum?

:)

ennubi

Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/12/2008 6:21 PM
Heh umm, no. I don't think it has much to do with gum of any kind.


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Posted By : Hamstersbane - 1/12/2008 6:59 PM
Siamese twins!


Jeff Parish
Jennings Grove, an online horror serial novel

Posted By : T A Markitan - 1/12/2008 7:12 PM
Hmm. Beer, chocolate, bacon flavored toothpicks, squealing and Siamese twins. Sounds like a party I want video tape of.

Double? You're making the magazine bi-monthly? smilewinkgrin (I can hope, right?)


I do horrible things to punctuation.


Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/12/2008 7:22 PM
I suggested that, but my team fell over in a dead faint, so... probably not.


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Posted By : Nik - 1/12/2008 8:50 PM
Doubling the size of the magazine?

Two anthologies this summer?

You're doubling pay rates?


Nicholas Ian Hawkins

Forthcoming
"Knowledge and Dust," in Magic & Mechanica, from Ricasso Press, Winter 2008

Published
"Relativity," in FLASHSHOT, September 28, 2007


Visit my website, Trampler of Beautiful Phrases, at nihawkins.wordpress.com


Posted By : Bill Ward - 1/12/2008 9:04 PM
Double posts?


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Posted By : Bill Ward - 1/12/2008 9:05 PM
Double posts?


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Posted By : erazmus - 1/12/2008 10:45 PM
WE did not fall over in a dead faint!
Sure we swooned a little, but no dead faint.
Writers, just gear up and start cranking on those S&S gems.
Mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Slushpiles" in Between the Kisses
www.samsdotpublishing.com/betweenkisses/TurnerSlushPileS.htm


Posted By : tchernabyelo - 1/14/2008 6:26 AM
Double as in "make mine a...", I assume.

By which I would guess a bumper double-sized issue, rather than a double shot of fine single malt scotch.


Brian Dolton
 
Yi Qin stories:
"The Box Of Beautiful Things" - IGMS#3
"The Man Who Was Never Afraid" - Abyss and Apex #20
"Where No Wind Blows" - Staffs & Starships #2 (forthcoming)
"At Blue Crane Falls" - Abyss and Apex (forthcoming)
"What The Sea Refuses" - Black Gate (forthcoming)
"What The Heart Bears" - Black Gate (forthcoming)
 
Other Land Of Wind And Ghosts stories:
"The Dragon Path" - Fictitious Force (forthcoming)
"Three Out Of Four" - Sorcerous Signals (forthcoming)
 
Stories in other settings:
"The Unicorn Hunter" - OG's Speculative Fiction #8
"Call Centre" - Necrotic Tissue #1
"When Winter Came" - ASIM #32 (forthcoming)
"Cold Fire" - Flashing Swords #9 (forthcoming)


Posted By : erazmus - 1/14/2008 12:22 PM
Well, I dunno about that, we need those gems anyway.
Mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Slushpiles" in Between the Kisses
www.samsdotpublishing.com/betweenkisses/TurnerSlushPileS.htm


Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/14/2008 12:49 PM
tchernabyelo said...
Double as in "make mine a...", I assume.

By which I would guess a bumper double-sized issue, rather than a double shot of fine single malt scotch.


How about a single shot of double malt scotch?

Posted By : Nik - 1/14/2008 12:51 PM
Bill Ward said...
Double posts?


Bill, you're too clever for your own good.


Nicholas Ian Hawkins

Forthcoming
"Knowledge and Dust," in Magic & Mechanica, from Ricasso Press, Winter 2008

Published
"Relativity," in FLASHSHOT, September 28, 2007


Visit my website, Trampler of Beautiful Phrases, at nihawkins.wordpress.com


Posted By : Gustavo - 1/14/2008 3:31 PM
At least hint about what we should be trying to write... Should we aim for the usual fare or have something different waiting in the wings? I think I might be banned from subbing forever, since I have one story awaiting publication and two in the slushpile! But tell me anyway, always happy to add one more (or two, if that's what you mean by double!!).

Double number of subs per author?
Double number of unnecessary chicken crossing the road jokes per story?
Double Edged Publishing?

OK, I give up...


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Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/14/2008 5:52 PM
Let's see. What should you be trying to write... ummm... stories?

Actually, Gustavo, I want you to come up with something that tops Great Hairy Boats and makes Mike Turner literally fall off his chair, laughing. Think you're up to it?


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Posted By : Gustavo - 1/14/2008 6:50 PM
I can try! But is injuring Mike really the best road to publication?

I sent him a couple of other stories in the same universe in an attempt to do this. If he likes those, I promise to write and send as many as you can buy. If he doesn't, I have an idea for another one, which might do the trick and which I'll definitely try to get written as soon as possible.


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Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/15/2008 2:23 AM
Gustavo said...
I can try! But is injuring Mike really the best road to publication?


Not injuring him, but he bounces well.

Gustavo said...

I sent him a couple of other stories in the same universe in an attempt to do this. If he likes those, I promise to write and send as many as you can buy. If he doesn't, I have an idea for another one, which might do the trick and which I'll definitely try to get written as soon as possible.



if you sent them to him, he hasn't said a word about it to me. When did you send them to him?

Posted By : erazmus - 1/15/2008 3:50 AM
You sent them to me?
Really?
Mike


Michael D. Turner
"Psyched Up" in _Turn the other Chick_-ed. E. Friesner-Baen books
www.baen.com
"Dutchman Rescue"in Continuum SF #6
www.continuumsciencefiction.com/orders.htm

"An Incident at Black Tongue Tavern" in _Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy_ from Fantasist Enterprises:

www.fantasistent.com/books/anthologies/BASH.php
"Stains" in Tales of the Talisman 3-1 www.zianet.com/hadrosaur/index.html
"Morning Coffee" in Every Day Fiction
www.everydayfiction.com/morning-coffee-by-michael-d-turner/
"The Jewel Below" in Flashing Swords
flashingswords.sfreader.com/issues/issue8/vol2-iss8-05.htm
"Happy Landings" in Every Day Fiction
www.everydayfiction.com/happy-landings-by-michael-d-turner/
"Teller of Tales" in Every day Fiction
www.everydayfiction.com/teller-of-tales-by-michael-d-turner/


Posted By : Gustavo - 1/15/2008 11:51 AM
Aaaargh! Sent the sequel and threequel to Great Hariy Boats on November 28th... Obviously unreceived. Email gremlins!!!

No problem, I'll resend right away to the FS email.

Thanks for the Heads Up!


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Posted By : crystalwizard - 1/15/2008 1:30 PM
Gustavo said...
Aaaargh! Sent the sequel and threequel to Great Hariy Boats on November 28th... Obviously unreceived.


Nope, didn't get them. If you don't get an acknowledgment back from me within 2 days that I received yoru submission, contact me here. I ALWAYS respond within hours. Evidently, the FS email has been flaky for a while now.

Posted By : Gustavo - 1/15/2008 1:47 PM
No problem, it happens. I've resent to the FS subs email.


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