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Posted By : Mark Eller - 4/1/2008 5:33 PM
You can blame a fellow named Colin for my being here.  He mentioned this place over in Braggingrites so I came to have a look see.  Anyway, I'm beat up and past those years when ear hair mysteriously appears and the optomitrist says bifocals.  I think I like to write because the pay is great, but I'm still deciding on that.  So far I've made forty bucks on published short stories.  However, I've had a number of shorts published for free, and I have a four book series that has been accepted for publication by Swimming Kangaroo. I'm doing a podcast fantasy novel called God Wars, which can be found at The Hell Hole Tavern podcast.  I'm working on another podcast of short stories that I will start in a month or so.  I own six dad-blamed parrots.  They make jets and cannons sound like quiet whispers in an empty room. 
 
Come to think of it, podcasting pays nothing too.  Guess I like to write just because I like to write.  Guess that means I can stop seeing the psychic palm reader now.
 
Okay, I'm done, so I think I'll go read some of your posts now.
 
Mark

Posted By : Lyn - 4/1/2008 5:42 PM
Welcome, glad you found us. Even if it was Colin's fault.


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Posted By : Gustavo - 4/1/2008 5:49 PM
We'll deal with Colin later. In the meantime, welcome aboard!


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Posted By : MichaelEhart - 4/1/2008 5:58 PM
Welcome to sfreader, where all the writers have second homes in southern Italy and get there on their private jets.


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Posted By : Jared Evers - 4/1/2008 6:25 PM
Not to mention the many groupies that follow me from town to town. Don't know what I'd do without those!

Anyhow, welcome!

Posted By : Steven the Git - 4/1/2008 6:41 PM
Damn you, Colin! Oops, hope he doesn't hear me.  freaked

Hi, enjoy the site. lol


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Posted By : crystalwizard - 4/1/2008 7:10 PM
Colin Harvey, btw, is who Mark means.

Mark... I'm hurt, I thought I was the reason you wandered over here from Braggin Rites ;)


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Posted By : Rob Santa - 4/1/2008 7:11 PM
Hi Mark. Glad to have another writer with ear hair around here.



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Posted By : Dean - 4/1/2008 9:05 PM
Hi,Mark! another earhair/bifocals guy heard from. Jared ? writers get groupies? kinda like rock stars and sailors? no , wait i was a sailor they were decidedly NOT groupies. Mike , the closest I get to Italy is the corner pizzaria.


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Posted By : C.L. - 4/1/2008 11:46 PM
Welcome!


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Posted By : Firlefanz - 4/2/2008 9:00 AM
Hi Mark, welcome on board! Do you live in Down Under?

Cheers! :-)


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Posted By : Jack Windsword - 4/2/2008 11:26 AM
Howdy!

Posted By : Mark Eller - 4/2/2008 2:08 PM
Nah Firle, I live up top, in Michigan, USA. Thanks all for the welcome.

Posted By : RHFay - 4/2/2008 3:50 PM
Okay, I'll blame Colin. Who's Colin? What am I blaming him for? Why am I here? What's the purpose of this existence?

Anyway, welcome aboard, Mark.

By the way, right now I write mostly poetry. Don't know why. Must be for the money. Yeah, that's it.

Time to buy that castle now.

Cheers!


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Posted By : G.L. Douglas - 4/2/2008 4:55 PM
Hi, Mark, Welcome. Who the heck is Colin? I'm sorta new here and have a curiousity about things that sometimes gets me in trouble.  Blaming him sounds like fun. Where can I find him?

And, the ear hair and bifocals will blend right in with some of us. I just bought a new bra, size 36Long.


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Posted By : crystalwizard - 4/2/2008 9:15 PM
G.L. Douglas said...
Hi, Mark, Welcome. Who the heck is Colin? I'm sorta new here and have a curiousity about things that sometimes gets me in trouble. Blaming him sounds like fun. Where can I find him?


On the Braggin Rites list, for one.
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Posted By : Dean - 4/2/2008 9:33 PM
oh and mark, about podcasts ive found an excellent one done by Spider Robinson. Reading his works interspersed with really good music!


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Posted By : Thirdy Lopez - 4/3/2008 4:11 AM
Colin Farrel? :)

Welcome, Mark!


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Posted By : erazmus - 4/5/2008 7:49 AM
Welcome to the boards Mark.

Was it southern Italy we were supposed to spend summers at? I didn't get the message, been bumming around the south seas, no wonder I never run into the rest of you guys.
I guess the pontoon plane wasn't such a good idea either /
I blame Colin.

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