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   Posted 5/18/2008 10:22 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
how many of you have gone hunting and what kind of animals? I have gone deer hunting when I was younger. I eat what I kill. What about the rest of you mighty authors of thick thewed barbarians?


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   Posted 5/18/2008 10:56 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I would if I needed to. Did shoot a goose once, but that's the only opportunity I've had to do any actual hunting. Don't fish much either. It's much faster to run up to the store :)


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   Posted 5/18/2008 11:11 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I encountered a goose once that I dearly wanted to shoot, but didn't. It was my cousins pet. I was helping them pick tomatoes in a garden that had become overgrown. I had my legs at full spread to keep from stepping on the 'maters, and heard a shout 'Daffy's loose." It made directly for me and my poor assaulted buttocks were too sore to sit on for days afterward, and it got in several sharp bites before I could escape. However, i did manage, for the only time in my life, to jump a fence. Interesting what a dastardly flanking attack from a goose can do for one's athletic abilities. rofl


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   Posted 5/18/2008 2:35 PM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Sounds like a great story seed. I can just imagine your MC having a runin with a goose he doesn't dare harm.


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   Posted 5/18/2008 2:50 PM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
The only bird meaner than a goose is a swan and my daughter still insists that the swans at UMASS Amherst eat freshmen. And you are right. It ought to be in one of my stories.


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   Posted 5/18/2008 7:47 PM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I've been hunting a good number of times, but it's always been for protection of my family's farm in North Carolina, usually to kill a hawk or bobcat or such that was killing or attacking our chickens, livestock, etc. I've never had to hunt to eat, and never felt the urge. Call me lazy, but getting up at four in the morning and climbing into a tree stand just doesn't sound like fun to me. I don't need to prove my manhood or that I'm rugged. I'll take sleep instead.

I have taken part in deer drives, helping other hunters to "herd" dear. Saw a pack of hunting dogs take down a wounded buck in a creekbed once. One of the guys I was with shot the buck, only wounding it, then his shotgun jammed on him. The dogs went nuts, tracked after the deer, which finally was too tired to run any more. It was actually quite a valiant final stand, the big buck (I'd guess about six points) standing his ground in the middle of the stream, the dogs snipping and jumping at him. Eventually the dogs just wore him down. Yes, it sounds quite barbaric, and it's not something I would have wanted, but that buck went down with a fight and you could see the fierceness in his eyes; he never gave up.


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   Posted 5/18/2008 8:57 PM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
There is something very primal about that kind of a fight. There is a magnificent ferocity to the natural world.

I went along on family hunting trips and developed a taste for venison as a teenager.


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Once there were three brothers, Brandrahoon the vampire, Isranon called the Dawnhand, speaker to spirits, and Waejonan the Accursed, first of sa’necari. Isranon defied his brothers and was destroyed, his descendants forced into the darkness.

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   Posted 5/19/2008 4:00 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
darkbow said...
 It was actually quite a valiant final stand, the big buck (I'd guess about six points) standing his ground in the middle of the stream, the dogs snipping and jumping at him. Eventually the dogs just wore him down. Yes, it sounds quite barbaric, and it's not something I would have wanted, but that buck went down with a fight and you could see the fierceness in his eyes; he never gave up.
 
-  Yes, something I try to point out to people is that 'poor bambie' folks talk about being defensless because he's a 'prey animal' or a 'vegitarian', is fully able to defend himself against wolves that would turn people into hamburger.  Those antlers and horns aren't there as a counter-balance for when they chew grass.  Deer, Moose, Buffalo, Bison, Elk, even goats and bighorn sheep are capable of hurting you and most could kill you just by accident. 
 
-  A deer can run up a nearly sheer hill at amazing speed.  That equals power un-dreamed of in a human or dog.  They don't hunt people, but they can certainly stomp you to death if you're not careful when hunting them. 
 
-  I'm not around folks who hunt so I don't get around to it anymore.  I was some in my youth, and took deer and rabbits.  I have no problem shooting something if I'm going to use it.  I have an adversion to wasting an animal that would be some other animal's supper though.  Although, looking at it in a bigger picture, even if portions are buried they feed worms and fertalize bushes (which the other deer will eat).  It's all the cycle of life & death.  I'd rather feed worms than be pumped full of chemicals and plastisized to "last forever" myself. 
 
 
 
 


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   Posted 5/19/2008 11:33 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.

I hunted some when I was young. Squirrels, mostly. With shotgun and .22 rifle. Was much better with the rifle. Hunted rabbits a few times, but don't care for it much. Killed one with a shotgun once just out of pure reaction: I was walking through a sort of farm machinery graveyard trying to recall if I had lead or steel shot loaded when a rabbit jumped, and I jumped, and the gun went off. Weird part is that I had the gun at thirty degrees down, pointed groundward instead of skyward as usual. One (1) pellet of shot went straight up the rabbit's anus and out its neck. The stench of that rabbit kept me from ever hunting them again! I also hunted dove one season. That was very enjoyable, and quite delicious as well.

On the other hand, I love to fish. Haven't been in a couple years (spending the money on other things).

My two or three attempts at deer hunting were not memorable.

I did murder an opossum once with a 5 iron. That was grisly. I chased him about 20 yards thinking maybe it was kind of savage of me. But then he turned and bared his teeth at me and hissed in a very catlike manner. Which recalled to me the purpose of my chasing him: to keep him from eating the food we were leaving out for feral cats (to keep the rat population in check . . .). Anyway, I felt at that point that we were at war and decided to win. It's really a disgusting thing when you slam a hunk of iron into a beast and the blood sprays up across your bare chest. I wanted to puke. And then out comes my wife at the time with a paper grocery bag and we shove this 22# lump into a sack. She was proud of me; I hated her for it, as it was her idea in the first place. Blood spatter really freaked me out. Even the memory of it now makes my stomach flip-flop. Never felt that way hunting for food - it was just part of the process.

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   Posted 5/19/2008 11:42 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.

I have a tip for anyone attacked by a goose.  (I'm not kidding, I discovered this trick when I had to deal with an "attack goose" at a farm I visited frequently.)

Stand up as tall as you can, spread your "wings" out wide, hiss at the goose and advance slowly.  I'm glad no one had a video camera handy, but I convinced that self-important bird that I was a bigger, meaner critter than he was.  After the first two times, he left me alone while still terrorizing everyone else. 

On the subject of sport hunting  mad  , I'll keep my mouth firmly closed.  

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   Posted 5/19/2008 2:57 PM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I'm rather curious lately about hunting bear and boar.
But not for sport. What is that, anyway? Sport hunting? I guess the only thing I seriously hunted for sport was beaver . . . um, well, never mind.


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   Posted 5/19/2008 9:13 PM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Rabbits and squirrels as far as game animals are concerned. I have hunted white tailed deer, but have never pulled the trigger. I switched to a camera for those.
I have hunted feral dogs. In the part of Ohio where I grew up there was a bad problem with packs of feral dogs in the late 70's. A pack chased me up a tree, once. This was one of the few times in my life that I was utterly terrified. We lost a calf to them a few days later. A group of area farmers got together and performed an organized hunt and killed most of the feral dogs in our area of the county.


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   Posted 5/20/2008 12:02 AM (GMT -4)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
MysticWino said...

One (1) pellet of shot went straight up the rabbit's anus and out its neck. The stench of that rabbit kept me from ever hunting them again!

lol lol lol   
 
Yeah, remember old hunter's trick-  Keep the insides inside!  
 
All it took was for me to nick a rabbit's stomach once when skinning it to teach me to always shoot for the head and dress it out carefully--none of that Hollywood'hack 'em open with a big knife' BS.  Cats may want to eat the insides first, people find them rather disgusting.  One nick of the bladder or stomach and you've spoiled all the meat! 
 
I've eaten lots of rabbits since, but I never ate that one!   (A good lesson learned and little brother coyote got that meat.)  
 
 


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