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Westerns were cheap. Whole studios in the 1930's cranked out "Poverty Row" westerns with tiny budgets and one-week shooting schedules. It wasn't until Stagecoach that folks started seeing them as something for adults. Budgets went up, and quality, until TV came along and took over the western. It wasn't instant, but by the time TV had beaten the western to death, it took a long time for the public to come back.

Nowdays, spectacle westerns tend to do poor BO, but there are are always a few exceptions. Dances with Wolves, Maverick, Unforgiven, Tombstone all did well. What is needed, though, is someone to make a bunch of good, cheap westerns, with someone like Tom Selleck or Sam Elliot, and run 'em on the Hallmark Channel or... oh wait!


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He never played out on the corner.


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Tarantino himself has been forward and unapologetic about his influences. In a 1994 interview with Empire magazine, he said, "I steal from every single movie ever made. If people don't like that, then tough tills, don't go and see it, all right? I steal from everything. Great artists steal, they don't do homages."

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PaulMc said...
nathan said...
Kardios played a harp

That's the one! cool

Was he the guy with Willy and the Poor Boys?
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nathan said...
Kardios played a harp

That's the one! cool


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Kardios played a harp


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Tarantino himself has been forward and unapologetic about his influences. In a 1994 interview with Empire magazine, he said, "I steal from every single movie ever made. If people don't like that, then tough tills, don't go and see it, all right? I steal from everything. Great artists steal, they don't do homages."

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nathan said...
Oh you masters of pulp are bad. By the time I had reposted and edited to correct you were all over me, lol.

It's a wild bunch right here. High levels of testosterone and fast on the draw.
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RHFay said...

Actually, a warrior playing a lute (or being skilled at playing a similar musical instrument) isn't unknown historically. I can't say that it's been done in S&S, but it was certainly done in myths, legends, and folklore.

There are one or two in the Swords Against Darkness collections. I think Manly Wade Wellman's Atlantean (character name escapes me) played a lyre.

And - more horror than S&S - Wellman's Silver John carried a guitar strung with silver strings. Handy for clubbing over supernatural heads smilewinkgrin


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Oh you masters of pulp are bad. By the time I had reposted and edited to correct you were all over me, lol.


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   Posted 4/3/2008 5:37 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Jordan Lapp said...
John M. Whalen said...
 
Maybe that's the new direction needed for S&S. A barbarian who wears ladies underwear and plays the lute.
I'm SURE this has been done. And, if experience is any indicator at all, someone will soon shoot us a link.

If not, maybe I'll write one sometime. smilewinkgrin
 
Actually, a warrior playing a lute (or being skilled at playing a similar musical instrument) isn't unknown historically.  I can't say that it's been done in S&S, but it was certainly done in myths, legends, and folklore.


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John M. Whalen said...

Peckinpah's masterpiece THE WILD BUNCH changed forever the way action movies are made. Peckinpah may also be responsible for killing off the western. After the Battle of Bloody Porch what more could you do?
      Well go dig up the body of a guy who slept with your woman and then bond emotionally with the severed head?
 
aside...that moment after the wild bunch had killed El Hefe and were standing there, surrounded and waiting for the Mexicans to slaughter them and it became very clear the peon militia wanted *no* part of 'em and would have let them walk away...and then they said "screw it" and started the Blood Porch Incident for real? Fuggetboutit
 
However I think you're confusing Wild Bunch with Magnifcent 7 for roots to Yojimbo and Red Harvest.

No, I said FISTFUL OF DOLLARS was based on YOJIMBO and RED HARVEST. MAGNIFICENT SEVEN was based on THE SEVEN SAMURAI.
 
But you are right about the total coolness of that scene where everyone freezes for a moment before all hell breaks loose in THE WILD BUNCH. BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFRDO GARCIA is by far the film where Peckinpah said it all. The things you have to do to survive! Including digging up the head of your former best friend who screwed your woman.
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I just double checked myself. Fistfull of Dollars *is* Yojimbo but Mag 7 is 7 Samuria, lol.

edit: I think to claim Red Harvest lineage you have to have hero playing two forces off against each other as primary plot spin/point.


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   Posted 4/3/2008 5:34 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Nathan said...
However I think you're confusing Wild Bunch with Magnifcent 7 for roots to Yojimbo and Red Harvest.


No, the heroes of Red Harvest, Yojimbo and Fistful of $ are all solitary figures who walk into town and start trouble in a corrupt society. The Magnificent Seven is based on The Seven Samurai.

[edited to add:]

For transvestite harp-playing warriors, see Achilles. Hercules, too, although apparently he wasn't so great at the music thing--is supposed to have killed his music teacher when he corrected the big guy's playing once too often.



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John M. Whalen said...

Peckinpah's masterpiece THE WILD BUNCH changed forever the way action movies are made. Peckinpah may also be responsible for killing off the western. After the Battle of Bloody Porch what more could you do?
      Well go dig up the body of a guy who slept with your woman and then bond emotionally with the severed head?
 
aside...that moment after the wild bunch had killed El Hefe and were standing there, surrounded and waiting for the Mexicans to slaughter them and it became very clear the peon militia wanted *no* part of 'em and would have let them walk away...and then they said "screw it" and started the Blood Porch Incident for real? Fuggetboutit
 
However I think you're confusing Wild Bunch with Magnifcent 7 for roots to Yojimbo and Red Harvest.


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Jordan Lapp said...
John M. Whalen said...
 
Maybe that's the new direction needed for S&S. A barbarian who wears ladies underwear and plays the lute.
I'm SURE this has been done.

See, the trend has already started!!
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John M. Whalen said...
 
Maybe that's the new direction needed for S&S. A barbarian who wears ladies underwear and plays the lute.
I'm SURE this has been done. And, if experience is any indicator at all, someone will soon shoot us a link.


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Thought I'd add a few thoughts to the discussion at this point.

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS (1964) was a rewrite of Akira Kurosawa's YOJIMBO (1961). Which was a rewrite of Dashiell Hammett's novel RED HARVEST. The Leone and Kurosawa films were both existentialist films, which were popular during that period. The man with no name is an existential anti-hero, and the film definitely "broke new ground."

Peckinpah's masterpiece THE WILD BUNCH changed forever the way action movies are made. Peckinpah may also be responsible for killing off the western. After the Battle of Bloody Porch what more could you do?

Ridley Scott was quoted recently saying the western is dead. Maybe.But I'd hate to see a director like him even try to make a western. The Fords, Peckinpahs, Sturgises and Hawkses are gone. They were all men who made Hollywood and learned their trade by doing it. I don't think today's film school graduate director would even be capable of conceiving a western in the classic mold. Well, they might try to imitate favorites they've seen in class or on DVD. But the result wouldn't be the same.

The Western is basically a masculine genre. And there might not be enough of an audience left for it, given today's politically correct sensibilities. 3:10 FROM YUMA came and went, but don't forget BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN won Oscars. Talk about breaking new ground. Maybe that's the new direction needed for S&S. A barbarian who wears ladies underwear and plays the lute.
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But "High Plains Drifter" is the best western Ghost story ever filmed.
And don't forget "Three Godfathers" in the top ten westerns.


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Not all spaghetti westerns were created equal. I'd say Once Upon a Time in the West was at least trying to reach for some deeper significance, for instance.



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I do think that because of what The Man With No Name represents that there is a layer in the GBU trilogy that is deeper. It represented a left hand turn (Wild Bunch too) from the John Ford syle westerns. It seemed to be showing or saying something with in the context of late 60's society.


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Steven the Git said...
Yes I did mean the Searchers with John Wayne and it is a great movie. I have to say, I once tried coming up with top tens from various genres, and the western top ten stood out by miles. The Searchers, Unforgiven, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (or throw in the entire trilogy), Warlock, The Wild Bunch, Once Upon a Time in the West, True Grit, Josey Wales, and there's more if I sat here and thought about it.
Hmmm, Blazing Saddles even?!

Also, on recent ones, there was the movie The Assassination of Jesse James. However that tends to prove Jordan's point, I'm sure it didn't do well money wise.

But big dumb easy going movies tend to outsell the better films.
You're saying that Spaghetti Westerns are high concept? I mean, I love "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" as much as the next guy but... come on.... they were Cowboy-'sploitation (to coin a phrase).


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Yes I did mean the Searchers with John Wayne and it is a great movie. I have to say, I once tried coming up with top tens from various genres, and the western top ten stood out by miles. The Searchers, Unforgiven, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (or throw in the entire trilogy), Warlock, The Wild Bunch, Once Upon a Time in the West, True Grit, Josey Wales, and there's more if I sat here and thought about it.
Hmmm, Blazing Saddles even?!

Also, on recent ones, there was the movie The Assassination of Jesse James. However that tends to prove Jordan's point, I'm sure it didn't do well money wise.

But big dumb easy going movies tend to outsell the better films. Most of the time people go out to enjoy themselves and want to watch Owen Wilson be funny, and not see something that will try to educate or make them think too much. A shame but we're kind of stuck with it.
I remember when two Wyatt Earp movies came out. One starred Costner and covered his life from his youth to his old age and was a very thoughtful movie. The other had Kurt Russell blasting people with a shotgun, which I really enjoyed. No prizes for guessing which was a hit though.


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MichaelEhart said...
Nebulas are awarded by peer vote by SFWA, like the Oscars. Hugos are voted by fans. A Nebula means got style, Baby. A Hugo means your publisher remembers your kids birthdays.
 Right! Thanks much for that. I want to write with a Hugo emphasis not a Nebula emphasis. Thanks for refreshing my memory.
 
Don't get me wrong I'd be happy as could be to get an N. I'd just be thinking about H.


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Oh, oh, oh "SOB"--sorry. lol Thick as brick I am. We're prob not that far apart in someways then (and *not* about being thick as a brick I mean smilewinkgrin )


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I knew you were joking, Nathan. I apologise if I seemed to take you seriously.

You have to know something about my infamous-within-my-personal-circle mother to get the joke. She's truly evil. Thus, the very bad joke about your obvious teasing.
 
One good thing - my side of the family tree gives me great inspiration for my dark works.


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