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nathan
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   Posted 7/4/2007 9:00 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Daniel said...
Editors who don't get classic literary/mythological/symbology references.
 
Editors who can only judge work in styles/genres they personal like or approve of.

Sociopaths

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Charlatans!!!

Narrow-minded bigots!!!
 
Swine!

The only good editor is a drunk editor!

jumpin  

NOW we're on to something!


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   Posted 7/4/2007 8:50 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Editors who don't get classic literary/mythological/symbology references.
 
Editors who can only judge work in styles/genres they personal like or approve of.

Sociopaths

***

Charlatans!!!

Narrow-minded bigots!!!
 
Swine!

The only good editor is a drunk editor!

jumpin  


"Art is the celebration of the ego's destruction."

Daniel

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nathan
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   Posted 7/4/2007 8:35 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.

Why would sarcasm ever be useful except as an exercise in ego for the person laying it out?

Rejection comes with the territory. Buck up. Terse rejection come with the massive slush piles. Buck up.

Taking the time to be snotty? What the hell does that say about them?

Not paying? That's called theft. Slow responses are such a problem in this industry. It really ruins things in a lot of ways but it's not anyones fault, I don't think (?)

New Authors? I weep like a baby that the industry has changed from a focus on career-building to one of lottory ticket mindsets. Weep for babylon, weep...

Here's a few of my own:

Editors who don't get classic literary/mythological/symbology references.

Editors who can only judge work in styles/genres they personal like or approve of.

Sociopaths.


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Tarantino himself has been forward and unapologetic about his influences. In a 1994 interview with Empire magazine, he said, "I steal from every single movie ever made. If people don't like that, then tough tills, don't go and see it, all right? I steal from everything. Great artists steal, they don't do homages."

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   Posted 7/4/2007 7:46 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I'm at my best pissed off: success is the greatest revenge!

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Hey anger and revenge worked for Sylvia Plath, but then again she had to kill herself to really make her point!

Anger and revenge do make better emotions for writers than supplication and devotion,at least if you listen to the Beat writers, whom I certainly don't take as role models, personally, but advise others to do so, copiously. At least most of the time! On Sundays. And when it is appropriate and advisable for the maintenance of my sacred hypocratic vows.

Or is that hippocratic? Or hippocampus?!?! Something in the brain, anyway, if not in the sacred sunflower, by all good authority! And by that I mean Blake, or at least someone who claimed to know him. Ah!

What I mean is, beyond all voodoo and voodoo dolls:

Living well is the best revenge!!!

LOL


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   Posted 7/4/2007 7:43 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Daniel said...
(following up on BitterHermit's "good Editor" thread)
 
OK writers, let's hear it!
 
What does, in your opinion, make a bad editor? 
Well, not necessarily a bad editor, but...
 
An editor who accepts only email subs (which I adore, by the way), but doesn't give any indication of receipt--in the form of an auto-response or anything else--within a few days (I'm not talking about acceptance/rejection; merely acknowledgement of submission).
 
I know for a fact I'm treading close to a couple of local toes, but there you have it.
 
Also, and this is the rudest thing imaginable, in my opinion:  "We respond only to accepted submissions/queries...  No simultaneous submissions."
 
Yuck, and completely unethical.  And also, Yuck Again.
 
I think it's in no way an editor's job to crit one's piece (though I suppose it is his or her prerogative).  A simple, polite 'yea, thank you' or 'nay, thank you' is the only requirement.  Anyone who has ever slush-wrangled or edited would probably not demand otherwise.
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   Posted 7/4/2007 7:17 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Well, I'm at a bit of a loss in this forum as far as fiction and such as only one editor has really made any comments on my fiction. Would have liked more detail, but he's busy being asiduously quick to reply.
But as for poetry:
What bothers me more than an opinionated editor whose opinion I don't like but respect as honest, is the BS brushoffs of an editor who brushes his eyes over a work of mine with less intensity than I whisper vermouth over a dry martini and then uses some stock tripe like "show don't tell" or "wordy" or "trite" or "didn't pull me in" or such. Worse are the notes you get back explaining that your work is really good and the editor would really love to publish it but he's not exactly certain why he has to reject it as it's really a little better than most of what they usually publish. Grow a pair! Is it just me, or is it better to get an honest rejection than it is to get a note of condolences.
 
Actually, I ocassionally like for editors to send me bonehead remarks. I'm at my best pissed off: success is the greatest revenge! skull
 
Hypocracy rocks! I speak the gospel of the double-standard. Will you testify, my brother? Testify! cool


Exile of my own dull vice. . .

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   Posted 7/4/2007 6:55 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I'd rather have a sarcastic but useful response than a form response, or no response at all.
 
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I wouldn't! I hate snooty editors. Who the heck are they to judge my work anyway!  scool They should just publish what I send them and leave their snarky comments for their spouses or discussion forums!
 
 
nono   rofl                   rofl                 roll                   shocked


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   Posted 7/4/2007 6:52 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
1) Editors who have too-slow response times. If you are going to edit a pub, freakin' do your job!
I think I'm on fire .

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Slow response times kill, but maybe I should qualify that one: I mean slowww, as in months to years, not weeks to months. ;-)

On the other acct's. I'm guilty of them all, but I am not an editor any longer, just a writer, so I can now bitch freely about editors. When I'm not ardently defending them! Or justifying their mysterious ways!

LOL


"Art is the celebration of the ego's destruction."

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   Posted 7/4/2007 6:52 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I'd rather have a sarcastic but useful response than a form response, or no response at all.


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   Posted 7/4/2007 6:20 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
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Daniel said...
(following up on BitterHermit's "good Editor" thread)
 
OK writers, let's hear it!
 
What does, in your opinion, make a bad editor? 
 
I have some ideas:
 
1) Editors who have too-slow response times. If you are going to edit a pub, freakin' do your job!
I think I'm on fire . . .
 
2) Editors who make sarcastic comments on rejections.
I thought you liked being insulted; aren't all literary types afflicted with martyr complexes? How can it be bad of me to justify your self-image?
 
3) Editors who don't pay authors on time according to contracts.
My first divorce and subsequent bankruptcy taught me the value of contracts - oh! and I'm just following the lead from the Hill . . .
 
4) Editors who have little or no track record of publishing new authors.
Thank you! At least I've got that going for me.  :p   
5) Editors who routinely ask you to submit future work but never accept anything!
Sometimes no means no. And yet we condition it to protect ourselves from appearing despotic.
 
Seriously, though, I agree with these points as far as pro pubs go, but you really have to cut us PT bastards some slack. Especially with response times. Not on payment. Sarcastic remarks can be useful, but I don't think that's what you're talking about. Sarcasm rarely works in writing unless you know each other well enough to realize the tone. Number four may merely signify a weak or immature editor - those standards may be set by a higher authority (respect it or not). Any editor guilty of #5 is doing himself a disfavor by not clearly identifying the reason for the rejection and holding out guidance to said writer.
 


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   Posted 7/4/2007 5:22 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Mike,

You forgot "doesn't pay on time" ;)


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   Posted 7/4/2007 4:14 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Doesn't pay on time, asks for changes without saying where and what, doesn't pay on time, loses changes you've sent in, doesn't pay on time, holds on to work he's going to reject for months before bothering to reject it, doesn't pay on time.
Thats the ticket.
Mike


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   Posted 7/4/2007 4:04 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
(following up on BitterHermit's "good Editor" thread)
 
OK writers, let's hear it!
 
What does, in your opinion, make a bad editor? 
 
I have some ideas:
 
1) Editors who have too-slow response times. If you are going to edit a pub, freakin' do your job!
 
2) Editors who make sarcastic comments on rejections.
 
3) Editors who don't pay authors on time according to contracts.
 
4) Editors who have little or no track record of publishing new authors.
 
5) Editors who routinely ask you to submit future work but never accept anything!


"Art is the celebration of the ego's destruction."

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